how to feel like a cosmopolitan -

and a beyond-help alcoholic at the same time.
If while sitting in a taxi you try to peek at the landmarks in hope of getting a clue of what city you are in, you might've been 2 too many cities or had too many Wiki Wacky Woos in the city u've b:n living for the first part of your life at (do something w your life, will ya?).
Me, I just feel like (dancing) going to sleep now.